Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Its Pun time!

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.


Do you know any more (or better) puns, make sure to leave them in the comment section :)

34 comments:

  1. ROFL

    "It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it."

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  2. I submitted 10 puns to a pun contest hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

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  3. i like this blog, will be following

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  4. ahaha these are pretty funny. made my day a lil better, thanks!

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  5. nice racoon man. nice puns man. LOL

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  6. good stuff, love this blog its hilarious

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  7. I don't think I have ever read such beautiful things in my life.

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  8. Some of these are rather good :) Love your blog, keep em coming :P

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  9. I lol'd like, 10 seconds after reading the first one. #imretarded

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  10. LOL, why didn´t I think of that before???? cool!

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  11. I took a karate class, just for kicks.

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  12. very funny stuff, looking foward to reading more from you in the future!

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  13. I love this blog, so funny ! :D Sub'ed

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  14. Your humor is offensive and upsetting. Perhaps you should investigate morality and ethics as it applies to the Internet?

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  15. Interesting!

    Givin u some daily love! :)

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  16. good stuff. Puns are my kind of humor.

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  17. Why is the ghost of Karen Carpenter so thin?

    Because she's BOO-limic!

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  18. hahahaha i'll have to use some of these...

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