Pun Raccoon is back

Because of the positive reactions to my last 'pun post' I made a new post with Pun raccoon. Enjoy!

Cruise Ship During Storm

The impact of massive waves that struck a cruise ship during a storm off New Zealand have been revealed by CCTV footage posted on the internet.

Pacific Sun Cruise liner, carrying 1732 passengers and 671 crew, was caught in a severe storm on July 30, 2008, encountering seven-metre swells and 50 knot winds.

Passengers who were aboard the journey were offered a 25 per cent reduction in the cost of a future cruise.

Math jokes

I've been studying calculus all day, so I think its time for some math jokes.

The Longest Password

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

“MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyWashington”

When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

Philosoraptor time

The Philosoraptor challenges the reader with his deep, existential, Paleolithic questions.

Doing it wrong Gangstah edition

So you want to be a gangster, have street credibility and have people take notice when you get out of your Prius and walk down the suburbs with a swagger.
Take a long hard and good look at these pictures and do exactly opposite of what these people are doing.

When The Phrase “Oh Fuck” Is Perfectly Acceptable

In some situations the phrase "Oh Fuck" is the least you can say. Here are some examples.