But Can Your Firefox Or Chrome Do This?

 

Don't think so!

Troll Physics

It's time for some physics trolling!

A Sign..

This is clearly a sign.. I'm re-installing CoD4 and it asked me for the cd key. And I can't remember where I put it. So I'm searching all over for the torrent directory, if I'd saved the NFO, then check my desk to see if I'd written it down anywhere. Only after 10 minutes of this did I realize I actually OWN this game...

Paranoid parrot #2

Because of the positive comments, and that I just love paranoid parrot, here are a few more :)

5 Out Of 6 Children Like Sack races

Notice that he is still holding on to the sack. That's dedication!

Unusual Sexually Charged Photos

From Marinated Rape fillets to MILF Realtors who promise blowjobs to unsatisfied customers… go figure.
Enjoy these 15 unusual sexually charged photos.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries
with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten
Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'.

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.