I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
Do you know any more (or better) puns, make sure to leave them in the comment section :)
