Tuesday, October 5, 2010

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a
Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries
with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten
Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'.

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK
WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

39 comments:

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  2. Number 4 is my fav im gonna give that one a shot today brilliant

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  3. I've actually done #11 before... and I always wanted to do 12 but didn't have the guts...

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  4. will have to give some of these a go :P

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  5. Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word.

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  6. good follow up post to yesterday's

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  7. Number 4 is my favorite. I wish I could try it on my colleagues...

    S!

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  8. post this type of stuff more!

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  9. good post, thanks for visiting me <3

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  10. i well try these out thank you :D

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  11. Had a good laugh at number 12

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  12. Grea great post! I do something like number 6 only I write for various sexual favors. I go to urban dictionary sometimes for inspiration.

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  13. ys after 200 turns my fps goes down to crazy levels and wont be back up at all


    it makes me sad

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  14. ha! the first one sounds like something I might actually do. people speed like maniacs in the LA area!

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  15. I did number 1 in my friends front yard many years ago. No reactions at all.

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  16. I like the fries on. that will go perfect at work

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  17. yes, i do these things. and more

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  18. the comments you left on my last blog post were really helpful :)

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  19. great content following and showing some "love"

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  20. God damn changing the coffee to decaf would be funny as shit. Don't have access to the consumables cupboard at work though </3

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  21. Seems like a great way to get a lot of people annoyed with you. I guess that that is the point anyway.

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  22. each one of these is great. post more. love them.

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  23. face toward the back of an elevator, get everyone to do the same.

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  24. 14 made me snort beer. D:
    Hahha very well put together list.

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