Yesterday night I tried to sleep and whole of a sudden there is this annoying and irritating 'zzzzmmmmm' around my head.... yes... a fucking fly! So I was laying on my back and I hear this 'zzzzzmmmm' right next to my ear. I could hear where the fly was located. And I reach out with my arms and try to catch the fly with two fingers. After my strike it was silence.... and I thought I felt something between my index finger and my thumb. I turn on the light on my night stand...
It was then that I realized that I just caught a fucking fly in pitch dark with just my index finger and my thumb. I crush the fly to death and throw it on the floor, and went to sleep feeling like a fucking Ninja Rambo!
tl;dr: Caught a fly in pitch dark with just my index finger and my thumb.
