Thursday, September 23, 2010

Annoying fly

Yesterday night I tried to sleep and whole of a sudden there is this annoying and irritating 'zzzzmmmmm' around my head.... yes... a fucking fly! So I was laying on my back and I hear this 'zzzzzmmmm' right next to my ear. I could hear where the fly was located. And I reach out with my arms and try to catch the fly with two fingers. After my strike it was silence.... and I thought I felt something between my index finger and my thumb. I turn on the light on my night stand...

It was then that I realized that I just caught a fucking fly in pitch dark with just my index finger and my thumb. I crush the fly to death and throw it on the floor, and went to sleep feeling like a fucking Ninja Rambo!

tl;dr: Caught a fly in pitch dark with just my index finger and my thumb.

67 comments:

  1. I think we can all relate to that :D

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  2. clearly, this means you are the new karate kid.

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  4. i just swat the fly down with my ninja skillz

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  5. Great blog, man!

    Hope you`ll check out mine as well.

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  6. You should have just ripped its wings off. That'd show that little bastard.

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  7. There has been a fly in my room for like 2 weeks and i cant kill the fucker, so annoying.

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  8. ahha the little fly :)

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  9. i hate that fucking bzzzzzzzzzzzzmmmmmmmmm when im trying to sleep

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  10. Dude, that has happened to me so many times. Followingthisone!

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  11. Did you clean the guts off your hand at least?

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  12. This reminds me of something I wrote, hope you like it ;)

    Fly in the Rain
    Pitter-patter against the glass,
    Dripping down towards the grass.
    I follow the drops with my eye,
    It lands on top a lonely fly.
    Now it rests upon the ledge,
    Then I push it off the edge.
    Why did I do that you may wonder,
    My will is like a broken thunder.
    I noticed its wing was broken,
    And I know if it could have spoken,
    I would never have awoken.

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  13. Fuck flies, man. That bitchass deserved it.

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  14. nice post dude. keep up the work
    supporting

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  15. Yes they are so annoying.. Need punishment !

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  16. Good stuff dude. It's the little things, eh? Look forward to more.

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  17. lol, i have a fly flyin around atm, annoying >_<

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  18. looks like fun!

    check out my new blog, The Stepback Fadeaway!

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  19. when you can catch it with a chopstick, then you are ready

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  20. Simpsons did it, southpark did it too

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  22. oh man that is epic! try it with chopsticks next time :D

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  23. I feel you, I hate this stuff when i'm watching t.v. late at night and a moth or fly will get stuck on the t.v. screen.

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  24. My brother would jab my face with his finger and make buzzing noises whenever I was sleeping. He would do it for like 10 minutes straight before I figured out it wasn't a fly

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  25. Look forward to updates as always :D

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  26. there was a horsefly in my room earlier, i was pissed

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  28. You have a good thing going here :)

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  29. poor thing..

    you really got some ninja reflexes, man.

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