Yesterday night I tried to sleep and whole of a sudden there is this annoying and irritating 'zzzzmmmmm' around my head.... yes... a fucking fly! So I was laying on my back and I hear this 'zzzzzmmmm' right next to my ear. I could hear where the fly was located. And I reach out with my arms and try to catch the fly with two fingers. After my strike it was silence.... and I thought I felt something between my index finger and my thumb. I turn on the light on my night stand...
It was then that I realized that I just caught a fucking fly in pitch dark with just my index finger and my thumb. I crush the fly to death and throw it on the floor, and went to sleep feeling like a fucking Ninja Rambo!
tl;dr: Caught a fly in pitch dark with just my index finger and my thumb.
I think we can all relate to that :D
ReplyDeleteclearly, this means you are the new karate kid.
ReplyDeleteCool Story Bro!;)
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ReplyDeletethat is awesome nice work
ReplyDeletei just swat the fly down with my ninja skillz
ReplyDeleteGreat blog, man!
ReplyDeleteHope you`ll check out mine as well.
Cool blog, just fallow you !
ReplyDeleteCool man!
ReplyDeleteahha the little fly :)
ReplyDeletei hate flies 8(
ReplyDeletecool story bro. xD
ReplyDeleteDude, that has happened to me so many times. Followingthisone!
ReplyDeletenice! :D
ReplyDeletehuman 1 - 0 fly!
ReplyDeleteOh those flies
ReplyDeleteDid you clean the guts off your hand at least?
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ReplyDeleteMr Miyagi is proud.
ReplyDeleteYou are the one.
ReplyDeletecool post :)
ReplyDeletesuppin pls
This reminds me of something I wrote, hope you like it ;)
ReplyDeleteFly in the Rain
Pitter-patter against the glass,
Dripping down towards the grass.
I follow the drops with my eye,
It lands on top a lonely fly.
Now it rests upon the ledge,
Then I push it off the edge.
Why did I do that you may wonder,
My will is like a broken thunder.
I noticed its wing was broken,
And I know if it could have spoken,
I would never have awoken.
this is cool
ReplyDeleteMr Miyagi lol
ReplyDeleteyou are a god!
ReplyDeleteYes they are so annoying.. Need punishment !
ReplyDeleteNice work dude! Pesky flies
ReplyDeleteGood stuff dude. It's the little things, eh? Look forward to more.
ReplyDeleteNice blog bro
ReplyDeletelol, i have a fly flyin around atm, annoying >_<
ReplyDeletelooks like fun!
ReplyDeletecheck out my new blog, The Stepback Fadeaway!
Epic win ftw!
ReplyDeletewhen you can catch it with a chopstick, then you are ready
ReplyDeleteuse that force
ReplyDeleteyou are amazing. period.
ReplyDeleteHaha you're awesome.
ReplyDeleteSimpsons did it, southpark did it too
ReplyDeletebbbbzzztttttt
ReplyDeleteshoot the wings off of it.
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ReplyDeleteoh man that is epic! try it with chopsticks next time :D
ReplyDeleteomg awesome :3
ReplyDeletehaha awesome skilz
ReplyDeletehahahahaha i lole'd hard.
ReplyDeleteI feel you, I hate this stuff when i'm watching t.v. late at night and a moth or fly will get stuck on the t.v. screen.
ReplyDeleteHaha you are such a ninja bro !
ReplyDeleteNow u must teach wax on wax off
ReplyDeleteYou are a God amongst Men!
ReplyDeleteI learned something from this.
ReplyDeleteMy brother would jab my face with his finger and make buzzing noises whenever I was sleeping. He would do it for like 10 minutes straight before I figured out it wasn't a fly
ReplyDeleteLook forward to updates as always :D
ReplyDeleteThat was a pretty sweet story.
ReplyDeletethere was a horsefly in my room earlier, i was pissed
ReplyDeleteOh what?? r u serious? wow!
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ReplyDeletei worry about bugs when im sleeping
ReplyDeletepoor thing..
ReplyDeleteyou really got some ninja reflexes, man.